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S AN ENGLISH MAJOR AT UMASS AMHERST, I was subjected to the inevitable question every English major has to face from members of less employment-challenged fields such as business and engineering.
"What do you plan to do with a degree in English?" the computer programmers of tomorrow would
ask. My answer would always be the same simple, one-word explanation: "Write."

In my days as a college student, writing always conjured up images of a romantic, exciting life spent with a drink in one hand and a pen in the other. While taking Don Junkins' Hemingway course, I imagined traveling around the world, reinventing the English language while recording my journeys. During Arthur Kinney's Faulkner course, I would picture myself using flowing prose to redefine American culture. Writing was not guaranteed to pay well, but it would be an adventure.

Four years after graduating UMass with my degree in English and two years into a journalism career, I have found that part of my half-baked fantasy of a writer's life is true. It isn't guaranteed to pay well.
Currently I am a full-time reporter for a small weekly newspaper chronicling the life and times of Stow, Massachusetts. Stow is a fairly wealthy, rural community of about 5,500, about twenty-five miles west of Boston and a million miles from anywhere I envisioned myself four years after leaving college.
Contrary to what I feared when I took the job a year and a half ago, Stow does have news to report. People are born, people die. The school committee needs more money and the taxpayers aren't sure they can afford it. The owner of a "problem" dog tearfully pleads before the Board of Selectmen for his pet's right to stay in town. Stow has even had a small gang-related incident on my watch. It sometimes seems like Stow exists in a vacuum, but people here face the same daily grind people face everywhere else.
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n some ways, life in Stow reminds me of what life in Amherst might be like without UMass. During slow news weeks, loose cows may be the highlight of the police incident log. A housing development that could potentially add 300 new residents over a five-year period worries Stow-dwellers who fear losing the town's "historic rural character." The one bar in town makes The Hatch look like Studio 54 and also functions as a deli and grocery store.
In defense of Stow (and Amherst locals who always moaned about how much better Amberst would have been without us college kids), there are positives to quiet, small-town life. Everyone in town seems to be on a first-name basis with everyone else. The rolling country roads make for a relaxing, scenic drive. And many city dwellers would gladly have their local police shooing cows off the road rather than crack dealers off the corner. I have come to appreciate Stow the way I came to appreciate Amherst during summer apartment-hunting excursions.

Much as I looked forward to graduating from UMass and getting into the "real world," I look forward to "graduating" from this job and going on to writing about larger, more colorful topics. If things go according to plan, someday soon I will move on to a writing job with parameters beyond the Stow Colonial Harvest Parade.
Then again, if things had gone according to plan, you would be reading my Great American Novel by now. Or at least my Good American Paperback.

-illustration by Cynthia Fisher